We can have playtime in my little playroom

My smut-addled readers, which would be most of you, will want to check the Williamette Week gift guide section titled "Sacred and Profane." The ladies on my list are sure to love the eight week stripper class. Those who need lighting will want to get their hands on the Tramp Lamp, a lamp made of sexy underthings. I could do without the nude hot tubbin' with hippies though.