Thank you for drinking

For awhile, Wonkette was down in quality, but it's back baby, it's back. The suite has a funny because it's true piece on lobbying. The anonymous lobbyist makes fun of the democratic process and points out that lobbying is even more of a old man's club in Europe. Proving more evidence for the booze=success formula, Ms. Lobbyist recommends the following for college:

That said, I strongly recommend using your time at college to build up your tolerance to alcohol and your ability to talk on message while blasted (“No, I really don’t want to sleep with you”), making nice with people at parties and in bars that you don’t know and probably wouldn’t like and learning just enough to sound smart without getting too confused by things like ethics or objective truth.