Friday, October 07, 2005

Turnpikes really suck

This post is pure bitch, so ignore if you want. So here I am in Joliet, IL after enjoying the PA, OH, IN and IL turnpikes. I wasn't sure before but I now know that I hate turnpikes. You can't see anything, the other drivers, including trucks, tailgate like crazy and worst of all the food choices are abysmal. It's like a culinary Kobayashi Maru scenario. How can you deal with the impossible choice of starvation or the most unhealthy assemblage of crap possible? Thank goodness I packed bananas, string cheese and cashews. And drank about 60oz of caffeine spiked beverages. Of course, I have a nice violent book to read now so I will be all better.

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