Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Push her and she will resist

Adherents of Gaia theory will greet this news of the roving gangs of cat-napping racoons with great trepidation. Could it be the beginning of Mother Earth's vengeance on her clever children? Will she turn Cronus? The German eco-thriller The Swarm presents the ocean populations rebelling against man by sinking ships and causing all sort of ruckus. No doubt he was inspired by the Onion's terrifying view of dolphin evolution.

In the short term, how will we defend against the wily racoon?

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