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Have some time to kill? Take a look at Something waffles Your Band Sucks. There are plenty of stories and I can guarantee (if you like music popular among the gem-Y/gem X set) it is going to mock some bands you like. And mock them in a viciously funny manner. You will find yourself laughing along until your five band is compared to a syphilitic transvestite. Or some such.

To get a sense of tone, here is a bit from Radiohead sucks

We all have a favorite band. I won't tell you what mine is, because even if you'd heard of them, which you haven't, you couldn't even begin to understand them. I like my favorite band because they're great. However, you like your favorite band because the hot girl at the record store likes them. You like them because that cool friend of yours with the black-framed glasses and the emotionally damaged girl on his arm. Who knows, maybe you’re pathetic enough to like them because the goddamned Internet likes them.