If 100 Monkeys Cooked for 100 Years

I'm pretty sure this is what they fed us in elementary school, along with the bird seed pizza and Trigger burgers. Come to think of it, I was much more interested in my own poop in those days, just like this guy. All kidding aside, much respect to anyone who can go five days on monkey chow. If he makes it to thirty, he achieves instant "remember that guy" status (the kind that continues to escape the David Blaines of the world).

And yes, I'm wondering how it tastes.