How to get hit

Wanna be really annoying? Then start dropping slang 1811 style. As in the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. This is the 19th century, mind, so don't go looking for the donkey punch or the rusty trombone. I find Sir Reverence to be a new one though, and Tantdadlin Tart is an appalling synonym. Whore pipe and tickle tail are pretty straightforward.