Cruel to be kind

Cracked magazine is back, in online form. The online version looks a bit like the Onion, with shorter pieces, but the content is closer to Something Awful. The humor is decidedly nastier (both in spirit and in content) than the print version as well. In a piece on why winter Olympic sports are silly we get this quote: "Luge rivals only Brittany Murphy in sheer volume of international men sliding down a duct. And by “duct,” we mean Brittany Murphy’s vagina."

I rather liked the More Cartoons that might offend the Middle East, with, among others, the Family Circus girl saying "When I grow up, I'm going to vote, drive and expose my legs on the beach...just like Mommy!" (via crooked timber.org)