If you're having problems with the high school head...

(via Fark) There is a new service called the Alibi Network which helps create cover stories for, say, having affairs, or dodging unwanted commitments, like baby showers. Most of it is standard cover story assistance like phone calls and paperwork. There is some creepier stuff as well. Under end/start relationship they say "Just let us know when and what you would like us to manage and we will handle it for you!" I wonder if they are willing to use ninjas.