So yesterday I went into the hospital for some (very minor) surgery. There I was, all naked in my hospital gown and stressed when my doctor came in with a science fiction paperback. My first thought was, dude, sweet, science fiction, nice choice. My second thought was DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, you are reading a novel before you use the tools on me? My third thought was, well I guess I am glad you are feeling pretty confident and not freaking out about it. Then I was going to sleep. It obviously turned out OK.