Previously...

Fans of 24 will really enjoy this list of Jack Bauer facts. I found them funnier than the well known Chuck Norris quotes as they tied to the show. Spoilers aplenty including a crucial must avoid one from season 1. Seriously don't click if you haven't watched but plan to do so. You will berate yourself (and me) most severely.

This one is appropriate:

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.