Brack sends along this list of 60 things worth shortening your life for. I must hang my head in shame to say I have only experienced one: #17 Deep fried Twinkees. I would add attending a Jesus Lizard concert....crazy moshing. Also impossible since they are broken up. If you really want to shorten the life, consider trying to get the free 72 oz steak at the Big Texas Steak House. Trouble is, you have to finish it.