In all the talk of candy, I forgot about one of the best sites of all time, Bad Candy. I haven't been for awhile and it looks like most of the stuff is new. Joanna will particularly dig the take on circus peanuts, but don't forget the Tamarind.
Also I noticed there are two Smores candies out there. Was everyone talking about the Hershey one? There was some other thing that looked like a big Reeses's but filled with marshmallow. I saw it in a really sketchy convenience store today. I am guessing everyone meant the Hershey one but you never know.
I was thinking of Hershey's S'mores bar. Speaking of lips like sugar, do you remember those wax lips? WTF is up with those??
ReplyDeleteI have to go back and identify these rogue Smores. I too was thinking of Hershey.
ReplyDeleteAs to the lips, good question. With other waxy "treats" you got some kind of pay-off, like the syrup in the wax soda bottles. There is nothing in the wax lips at all. It is like dry humping or something.
Dude, how about a review of "Arthur Kills a Hobo for His Clothes" or "You're F*cking Screwed!" featuring Dr. Grover?
ReplyDeleteAre you reffing the transgressive children's book category? "That's Disgusting" will do quite nicely. Or we could simply do a daily reading from the "120 Days" by the Marquise de Margaret Brown.
ReplyDeleteRe: grog, I think the office would be a way more fun place to be if everyone got a daily grog ration. In times of good performance, said ration could be doubled! I for one would be a lot more productive if I knew extra booze rather than praise was on the way.